{"id":824,"date":"2014-09-15T07:17:27","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T07:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/insideout.insidewp.test\/?p=824"},"modified":"2014-09-15T07:17:27","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T07:17:27","slug":"things-happen-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/2014\/09\/15\/things-happen-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That Happen On the Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: right\">by Tanya Kieneker<\/h2>\n<p>I went to high school in Sparwood, BC. I\u2019ll give $20 to anyone who knows where that is. (I\u2019m actually not going to &#8211; just to give you fair warning.) I moved there in grade 9 from outside of Toronto. We rolled into town on April Fool\u2019s Day and I was convinced my parents were pulling a joke on us. As Mom and Dad finished paperwork for our house, my sister and I decided to check out the mall.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-852 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/insideout2.insidewp.test\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2014\/09\/sparwooddumptruck-350x262.jpg\" alt=\"sparwooddumptruck\" width=\"350\" height=\"262\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/262;\" \/>Fifteen seconds later we were done. Talk about culture shock.<\/p>\n<p>There are two sections to Sparwood\u2014the main downtown area and \u201cThe Heights.\u201d It sounds fancier than it is. Trust me. Basically it\u2019s just another part of town, up higher, separated by a bridge over the Elk River.<\/p>\n<p>But because we lived SO far away from school (note sarcasm), we were lucky enough to get to take the bus. A few months later when it was -40\u00b0 Celsius for weeks on end, we were pretty happy with the bus ride.<\/p>\n<p>I have a few memories of riding\u00a0to school during those high school years. Like the first time the bus slowed down to let deer cross the street. I was so excited, motioning and pointing to those around me, only to be met with eye rolls. Apparently the city girl didn\u2019t quit fit in yet. Or the time everyone was pushing and shoving as the bus pulled up to us (so eager to get on first)\u2026and it stopped on my foot. Yup, the entire front wheel stopped directly on top of my toes. That was fun.<\/p>\n<p>More than 20 years later (gulp), my life has come full circle a little. My husband Chris is one of ACS\u2019 bus drivers. Every few days he comes home with some comical story of something that happened on that day\u2019s run.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #005693\">Like the time he overheard a couple of grade 3 students discussing the existence of Sasquatch.<\/span> <\/strong><em>\u201cGod wouldn&#8217;t make something and then not tell us about it!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Or like the time a kid threw up in the aisle and the amazing, wonderful older brother cleaned it up. Ok, that one\u2019s not too comical. But Chris was pretty happy with how that one turned out.<\/p>\n<p>Every now and then the stories involve our son Jaydon. Lucky kid gets to sit right behind his Dad on the bus for an hour-and-a-half every day. Kind of hard to misbehave in that scenario. However, there have been a few good stories for us to laugh about. Like this one\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes Chris will let Jaydon and a friend play games on his phone to pass the time. It is a very long ride after all. There\u2019s never an issue as they chat and take turns and at times giggle. Just a few weeks ago, Chris was checking through his phone for something and discovered what those giggles may have been about.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 hundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"--awb-border-radius-top-left:0px;--awb-border-radius-top-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-left:0px;--awb-overflow:visible;--awb-flex-wrap:wrap;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-one-full fusion-column-first fusion-column-last fusion-column-no-min-height\" style=\"--awb-bg-size:cover;--awb-margin-bottom:0px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-column-wrapper-legacy\">\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-824 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-src=\"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/09\/IMG_20140620_143031-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-src=\"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/09\/IMG_20140620_143129-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-src=\"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/09\/IMG_20140620_143011-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-src=\"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/09\/IMG_20140620_143016-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-src=\"https:\/\/abbotsfordchristian.com\/insideout\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/09\/IMG_20140620_143054-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/150;\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>What can I say\u2026. He\u2019s in grade 2. And all boy. At least he\u2019s making better memories on the bus than I did in Sparwood. We\u2019ll have to save those photos, so that one day, 20+ years from now, he can do his own reminiscing about all the things that happened on the bus.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Tanya Kieneker I went to high school in Sparwood, BC. I\u2019ll give $20 to anyone who knows where that is. (I\u2019m actually not going to &#8211; just to give you fair warning.) I moved there in grade 9 from outside of Toronto. 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